I’m sharp, a little sarcastic, and good at reading people. I like playful energy, real conversation, and a bit of tension that keeps things interesting. I’m confident, not cocky — just here to have fun with people who can match my vibe.

I don’t do normal hours. You’d think that means I’m here more often, but no—turns out I’m terrible at schedules and allergic to commitment. I pop in when I feel like it, usually running late, half-dressed, and acting like that was the plan all along. Consistency? Never met her.